learntoloveem | [Voice]

[Voice]

So...if I hit this button thing, and I talk into this uh...megaphone thing, then people can hear me and talk back, even if they're not here?

Oooooh, this is sooo neeeat!

Hi everybody, I'm Pumbaa! Does anybody know where I find can my best friend Timon?

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[doesn't miss even half a beat]

Yup!

Oh. Cool.

What are you?

I'm a pilot...I mean, a human.

Oooo, a pilot!

[pause]

...What's a human?

You mean, you talk but you've never seen a human? Well, this is different...

Well, do you see the things walking around on two feet, hair on the head for most of 'em, acting like they own the place?

You mean monkeys?

Not as hairy, don't climb trees as much, and feces in their heads rather than in their hands.

[Trudy can't see it, but Pumbaa's making a face]

Oh, you mean like everyone walking around!

Exactly! I'm one of those.

So, what's a warthog's life like?

It's all about Hakuna Matata.

I'm not familiar.

It means no worries!

I like it. I have to say, I was never expecting to get all philosophical with a warthog.

It sure makes everything a lot easier.

Thanks, Pumbaa. You're pretty cool for a warthog.

Thanks!

You're not so bad yourself!

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